🚨 BREAKING: 🍏Apple is about to turn the F1 track into their personal playground! 🏎️💨 Seriously, they’re trying to snatch up the rights to stream Formula 1 in the US like they’re buying the last avocado at Whole Foods! 🥑💀 So, what’s that mean? Well, if you thought watching those cars zoom by was already a high-speed chase, just wait till you have to update your Apple TV app eight times before you can even stream a single race! 🤡🔥 This is gonna be like trying to watch a race on dial-up. (Remember that? 😂) Leaked developer quote: "We’re just a couple of updates away from being able to launch F1 while also crashing your entire home network. STONKS!" 📉📈 But seriously, ESPN’s contract is ending and they’re not even gonna be able to cope with this flex. Drake's pointing at Apple like "Yup, that’s my new fav streaming service!" 🤩✨ Meanwhile, Apple fans be like: “This is fine.” 😅 Hot take: Apple is just using F1 to test out their new car subscription service—coming soon to an overpriced showroom near you! 🚀💰 Buckle up, because 2024 is looking gloriously chaotic! 🌀