🚨 BIG APPLE NEWS, Y'ALL! 🍏💰 Apple is *finally* deciding to turn our beloved Maps into a glorified billboard! *Insert this is fine meme here* 🤡 According to the digital oracle 🧙‍♂️ Mark Gurman, Apple's gonna sprinkle ads all over our map routes like it’s 2014 and we’re still cruising on our flip phones! 😤🔥 Next thing you know, you’ll be getting sidetracked by an ad for the nearest Chipotle while trying to find your way to the dentist. "Siri, just gimme directions, and save the burrito for later!" 🚶‍♂️🌯 And I can already hear the chatter among Apple devs: "Oh great, now I can just pay to block Stonks ads while searching for 'Best Taco Stand.' Isn't this, like, *sick*?" 🤖💀 Listen, if Apple starts turning Maps into a Pinterest board for ads, I might just have to consider getting lost on purpose. 🗺️😅 🔮 Hot take: In 2026, we'll get “Apple Maps: Now with 50% more ads and 100% more distress!” Who's ready for popup ads while you're trying to navigate traffic? This *is* the future, fam. No cap, fr fr! 🚀💥