🍏💥 GET READY TO RAGE, APPLE FANS! 🥴 So, you thought Siri was dead? Nah fam, she’s just getting a glow-up! 🌈✨ Bloomberg just dropped the tea 🍵: Apple’s whipping up a ChatGPT-style sidekick to put some actual brain cells in this digital diva! (Meanwhile, Airbnb hosts are wondering where all their stonks went. 📉🤡) Imagine this: Siri, who once couldn't understand “turn on the lights” 🤦‍♂️, now leveling up like she’s Yoda in a TikTok dance-off! 😤💃 “Hey Siri, can I have stonks?” *Siri suddenly becomes Warren Buffet, and BOOM 💰*—you just (maybe) made a financial decision! Sources (i.e., my buddy Larry who works at Apple 😬) say, “We’re trying to make Siri not sound like a 5-year-old in a spelling bee.” 😂📚 This is **fine**. But let’s be real. Tell me how many times you use Siri instead of Googling the answer yourself? 😂📖 Cope, seethe, repeat! 💀🔥 Prediction: In 2024, Siri will be telling jokes so funny, she’ll become an honorary member of the comedy podcast elite. (Next stop: Netflix special!) 🎤🚀 Share this if you're ready to witness the second coming of Siri! 🤖💥