💥🚨BREAKING: APPLE TO DITCH AI CHIEF LIKE IT'S A OLD IPHONE💥📱 Listen up fam! 🍏🚀 Word on the street is that John Giannandrea, Apple’s head honcho of AI, is getting benched like a third-string QB who throws pick-sixes every time he touches the ball. 🙈💀 That’s right, Apple’s out here like, “We need a new AI guru because our current one is just not it bruh.” 🤦‍♂️ Sources (aka my uncle’s roommate’s cat) say the search is on, and the only qualifications they’re looking for are to NOT have "CORTANA" tattooed on their forehead. 😤💅 You know the vibes with Apple—always serving up that premium cringe 🤡 while we’re out here looking for the "next big thing" in Siri upgrades. 🤖✨ "Like, do we even need an AI chief?" one dev whispered with the sadness of a thousand broken MacBook screens. “Just train a bunch of ducks to quack answers at this point. It’ll be more effective.” 🦆💔 So what’s next? 🤔 If they don’t find a replacement soon, they might as well just let the interns take over, amirite? 🔄💰 Prediction: By 2025, all Apple products will be operated solely by a sentient toaster. 🥑🍞🔥 STONKS or STONKS Free fall? Only time will tell! 💸💀🤣 Share this chaos before it disappears like my motivation to update my iPhone! 🔥🤪