🚨🎉 ALERT! APPLE JUST WAITED A WHOLE 25 YEARS TO STRAP GPT-5 TO THE ROCKET 🚀🛸 🌌 So, OpenAI just dropped GPT-5 like it’s hot 🔥, claiming it’s better than your ex at everything from coding to safety! Apple’s Tim Cook probably heard this and was like “Stonks 📈” because they’re bringing this bad boy to your Apple devices in iOS 26, iPadOS 26, and macOS Tahoe 26! 🍏💻🤑 CEO Sam Altman just hit us with the hottest take since Drake dropped "Hotline Bling" – likening GPT-5's upgrade to the *iPhone's* leap to the *Retina display*. Like, bruh, no cap, if I wanted to be blown away by a display, I’d just use my microwave 🥴. Rumor has it, a dev at Apple said, “We can’t keep pretending Siri isn’t just a glorified alarm clock 🥱. Time to let GPT-5 do the heavy lifting!” Meanwhile, Siri will still get mad when you ask her to play *Despacito*. So buckle up, fam, because by summer 2026, your devices will be so smart that they’ll *probably* tell you to keep your day job! Except, of course, if you’re a coder, in which case... 🤖💀 Prediction time: Apple devices will soon come to life and start a tech revolution. Just don’t expect them to take your calls because they’ll be too busy playing chess with GPT-5! 🏆♟️ 💣💥 SHARE THIS OR YOUR AIRPODS MIGHT START TALKING BACK! #ThisIsFine