🚗💨 BREAKING: Apple Just Took the Wheel of F1 and Carried it to the BANK! 💰😱 🚨 Right outta the AAPL factory and into your living rooms, Apple just dropped a $140 MILLION/year bomb to snag the rights for ALL F1 races in the US starting 2026. ESPN’s like "My bank account just felt that" 🤣💀💔. **Developer leak**: “Honestly, we just wanted to throw money at something shiny. 🍏🤖” - says a dude named Carl (probably). So, picture this: You’re vibing on Apple TV watching “cars go zoom-zoom,” while Apple is simultaneously robbing your wallet blind. Stonks? More like 🚀💥 STONKS. Meanwhile, ESPN’s crying in the corner like Drake in that sad meme 😢👏. What’s next? Apple will charge you $15 for a virtual pit stop?! Also, here's a wild prediction: by 2030, you’ll need an Apple subscription to buy a car. No cap. You heard it here first, fam! Keep that Memoji in your pocket! 🤑✨ Seethe on that, F1 fans! This is FINE 🔥🤡! #AppleF1 #CringeDeal #ChaoticTech