🚨📺🍏 Apple’s dropping new tech like it’s hot, but don’t get your hopes up too high — we're talking a new Apple TV and HomePod mini that might just scream “meh” 💀, according to the legendary Mark Gurman from Bloomberg (who’s probably chained to an Apple Store desk 🏢🔒). So, here’s the tea ☕️: Retail peeps are gearing up for an overnight refresh on November 11th, which sounds more exciting than it really is 🤡. Like, are we finally getting those time travel apps or just a "slightly" shinier remote? 🤔 Honestly, I’m betting on sticker upgrades at this point. **Leaked Developer Quote 🎤:** “Yeah, we just added a feature where you can say 'Hey Siri, play sad music for my broken dreams.'” 🤖💔 Meanwhile, Apple fans be like Drake pointing at the old models and saying “This is fine” when they realize it's still the same but in a cute new *colorway* 🥴. But here’s the kicker — my unhinged prediction? 🔮 Apple’s gonna announce the “HomePod Ultra Max Pro” that’ll cost you an arm, a leg, and three subscriptions to listen to your own music! 💰💀 #Based or nah? Share your thoughts or face the cringe wrath of the internet! 🚀🔥