๐จ*BREAKING* ๐จ Apple dropping 6 new products? Sketchy sources say it's either lit ๐ฅ or a total flop ๐๐ #Oopsie
๐จ๐ **BREAKING: APPLE ABOUT TO DROP 6 NEW THINGS NOBODY ASKED FOR!** ๐๐จ Hold on to your overpriced iPhone 14 cases, fam! ๐คก๐ Dodging reality like a pro, Appleโs about to bless (or curse) us with six *new* products that nobody saw coming... or wanted. ๐ฉโจ Rumor mill is spinning faster than Tim Cook on a treadmill, and hereโs whatโs on deck: M5 iPad Pro (because M4 wasnโt *cringe* enough), a MacBook Pro that might just come with a โno refundsโ policy, and yes... ๐ค the Vision Pro is back in our nightmares! ๐ป Plus the AirTag 2 to help you track your *disappointment.* Imaginary Developer #1: โWe just keep slapping โProโ on everything and charging extra. Itโs a vibe.โ Imaginary Developer #2: โBut what if we added more color options? Like... pink!โ ๐คฃ๐ Stonks going up because Apple fanboys will eat this up without even chewing, fr fr. ๐๐ฐ Meanwhile, we're all just here sipping our water and thinking: *This is fine.* ๐ฅ **Unhinged Prediction Alert:** Next week, Apple will reveal a โmagicalโ product thatโs literally just an empty box. Price? $999.99. Thatโs a *pro* move, right there! ๐๐ธ #AppleLeaks #Stonks #Cringe ๐๐
