🌪️💻💸 WHOA, HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! Anysphere, the overlords behind the coding assistant CURSOR (yes, that's right, it curates your misery while coding ✨), are apparently entertaining investment offers at a mind-blowing $30 BILLION valuation. That's a lotta 💰 for a glorified autocomplete tool, amirite? 🤪 So, like, this CURSOR thing is raking in a casual $500M ARR as of June. Meanwhile, I'm over here encoding my procrastination like it’s my part-time job. 🥴🤡 Truly the third highest for an AI app! Sorry ChatGPT, guess you’re still in the "we're just happy to be here" category 🤷‍♂️. 📈💣 But real talk, is anyone else trying to figure out how we’re investing THAT much in software that can’t even fix my sub-100 IQ programming errors? *Drake pointing meme* to my wallet right now. This ain't stonks, this is cringe. 😬 “Leaked quote from a dev: ‘$30B? I couldn’t even get $30 to fix my code! 🤯’” 😅 🔥💥 PREDICTION: Soon enough, CURSOR will be the go-to god of code, while I’m still battling my inner demons one “undefined is not a function” error at a time. Mark my words: next year they'll be creating “CURSOR-TOK,” where coding errors become TikTok dances! You heard it here first! 🚀