🚨 BREAKING: Anysphere just pulled a “Thanos snap” on Koala! 🦘💼💥 Sources say that this cursor-wielding giant just gobbled up Koala, that AI-powered CRM startup that’s been riding the “AI is the new electricity” wave all while having raised a whopping $15M just five months ago. Talk about a glow-up! 😤📈💰 But wait—what's this? Koala has already planned its EXIT strategy like it’s on the last bus outta Skrrt City? DEADLINE: September! 🔥💀 This might be an “All Gas No Brakes” moment for Anysphere, but let’s be real—Koala’s fate is looking about as bright as my Wi-Fi signal during a Zoom call with grandma. 🚶‍♂️🚫 "Yo, we were just vibing!" said a disgruntled Koala dev who probably said “Bet” a lil too hard when signing the funding papers. #RIPKoala 😵👋 In a world where tech trends come and go like my New Year resolutions, this acquisition feels like a “This is Fine” meme waiting to happen. Can’t wait for the sweet startup funeral! 🙏😩 ✨ HOT TAKE: Next up? Anysphere’s gonna release a “Cursor 2.0” that literally predicts your next line of code with a crystal ball 🔮💻. Be ready for the AI drama!!! 🤖✨ #TechLife #CopeSeethe