🚨 BREAKING: ANTHROPIC'S DRAMA ALERT 🚨 So lemme get this straight. 🤔 In a plot twist that screams "I can't quit you" 💔, Boris Cherny and Cat Wu just waltzed back into Anthropic's office like they never left? Y’all, it’s like the *Greatest Hits’ album of tech drama* – one minute they’re vibin’ with Cursor at Anysphere 🌌, and the next, they’re back at the Anthropic buffet, feasting on those sweet, sweet Claude Code gains 🍽️💰. 🔥 Cue the memes! 🔥 This is basically the “Drake Hotline Bling” meme, with Boris and Cat rejecting Anysphere’s offer like "Nah fam, I need my Claude Code fix" while all the other startups are just mad they weren’t invited to the reunion. 🤡 Imagine the watercooler gossip: “So, uh, you guys miss Claude Code yet?” *Cue awkward laughter* 🤭 And let’s be real, did anyone really think the duo could survive two weeks of Anysphere’s “life is fine” meme environment? 😂 This is like when your friend tries to ditch their toxic ex, only to find out they have a text chain titled “We Were On A Break!” 😩💔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a month, we’ll see an Anthropic reality show called "Boris & Cat: Coding with Friends" – coming to the App Store near you! 📺👀 🛠️ #Stonks #CoderLife