🔥🚗💀 BREAKING: Android Auto 14.8 is looking to take Google Assistant’s little digital head and *KNOCK IT OFF* 🤯😱. SORRY NOT SORRY, Assistant, but it’s time to 🤖🚪✌️. The overlords at Google be like, "Y'all thought AI was just for memes? Nah, fam, welcome to the Gemini era!" 🌌✨ Yes, you heard that right! Assistant is getting benched and Gemini is swooping in like that one friend who shows up to the party and suddenly, EVERYONE is vibing 🔥. Developers are like, "This is fine" while the coding gods are shaking their heads. 🤔💩 👀 “I just told Assistant to turn on the lights, and it tried to start a fight with my toaster,” claims an anonymous user 😬. But wait—there’s more! Maps is joining the party with a hot new shortcut that’s so useful even your grandma could use it 🙌. It’s like, “Hey, Google! Take me to the nearest coffee shop.” And 🥁 boom 💥, all roads lead to *Starbucks*’s never-ending queues. So buckle up, fam! Because the only thing deadlier than the Assistant's "do you want me to help you?" is my prediction: In 2024, we’ll have *Gemini Auto* controlling our cars while AI debates the best pizza toppings. 🍕 We’re gonna be zipping around asking our cars if pineapple is a good idea, and the car will be like, "Bet!" 🚀💸 Get hyped for the ride or get left behind! 🏎️💨