🚨🍕🌌 Ladies and Gentlemen, Grab your Pixel pals 'cause Android just dropped a juicy July update, and it’s the Kevin Hart of updates - short but LEGENDARY! 🤡🔥 🚀✨ Think they were gonna throw in some cool features? Nah, fam, it’s just two fizzles for the Pixel 6a, 7, 7 Pro, 7a, Tablet, Fold, 8, 8 Pro, 8a, 9, 9 Pro, 9 Pro XL, 9 Pro Fold, and 9a! Basically, anything that starts with a 7 or higher is getting a pajama party of security patches. 💔💻 But really, Google? What is this update, a sleeper agent for boredom? This is the definition of “this is fine” while the house literally burns down. 🌟🔥 Insider sources tell me a developer was spotted saying, “Yo, I thought we were done with updates, can we just meme an emoji? 🍕” Talks like they haven’t been sleeping in the office, accidentally fixing bugs whilst dreaming about wild new OS features! 🤖💤 **Hot take**: By the end of this decade, Google will literally just burn a floppy disk to let us know we have a security update. Think I’m capping? Just wait! 👽💀🔥🤌💸 Go meme your friends about this update, they NEED to know! 👀👾 #PixelPals #AndroidAdventures