🎉🚀 HOLD UP! Andrew Yang just launched a mobile service and it's SHOCKINGLY not a universal basic income app! 😂💸 Say hello to *Noble Mobile* – the MVNO that’s basically telling you, “Hey, you don’t need all that data, fam!” 🙃✨ Y’all ever seen *This is Fine*? Well, imagine that dog but instead of smoke, it’s people using MORE than 20GB and getting side-eye from Yang like “You know they’re sending your data to the moon, right?” 👀🌕 #Stonks 💰💰 So, here’s the tea: the less you data, the more cash back 🤯💵. Talk about a glowing endorsement for living back in 2016 with your flip phone! 📞🔥 Whatchu gonna do, scroll on TikTok or get rich?! “Dude,” says one imaginary developer at Noble, “We figured if people use less data, they get rewarded! Why not get paid for being a Luddite?” 🤦‍♂️😂 But fr fr, does anyone else think this is basically a glitzy way to sell you guilt? 😬💀 Soon you’ll be avoiding TikTok like it's the plague just to get that cash back! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, *Noble Mobile* is going to start sponsoring “less data, more fortune” seminars, and I’m here for it. People will be getting rich while watching cat memes offline!!! 😹💸