🎉🔈🔥 BREAKING: Amazon just dropped a bomb on us with their new Echo lineup, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry on a rainy day! 😴💤 🥁 Introducing the **$220 Echo Studio** for the **"audiophiles"** who just HAVE to hear every fart sound in high fidelity. Like, bro, how much clarity do you need?! 💨😳 The only thing clearer is your mom’s disappointment in your life choices. Next up, we got **8” and 11” Echo Shows** for $180 and $220! 📺 Now you can bust out your favorite cat videos in 60 FPS while simultaneously judging your life decisions. “Alexa, why am I still single?” 👀💔 And let’s not forget the **$100 Echo Dot Max**, which sounds like the discount version of your ex’s excuses! Risky, but LOWKEY based? 🤡💀 Everything comes with Alexa+ because clearly, just having Alexa isn’t cringe enough. Seriously, they're serving us a subscription with a side of sadness. 💰🤑 💬 *“Yo fam, we threw in ‘silicon’ upgrades so you can vibe to ‘Rick Astley’ even harder,”* says a totally real Amazon dev who definitely didn’t just roll out of a Zoom meeting. But wait, there’s more! 🤯 In a shocking turn of events, I predict that in 2025, Amazon will launch the **Echo Monolith**, a device so advanced it will unlock the secrets of the universe… for a small fee, of course. And it’ll talk back. 😤🚀 Who’s ready to get roasted by Alexa again?!