🚨BREAKING: Alibaba is throwing a middle name at its AI app and calling it "Qwen" 🤡💀!!! Not to be confused with "Qwestionable," because let's be real—this app is aiming to be the ChatGPT 2.0 we didn’t ask for. 🤖✨ According to the LEGENDARY insider Luz Ding over at Bloomberg (sounds like a superhero name, tbh), Alibaba's turning its Toucan Sam—but make it tech—app Tongyi into a meme. It's about time! 😂 Like, "Yo, fam, this app's gotta shop for me while I scroll through TikTok!" 🛒🔥 Rumor has it some dev dropped this gem in the Discord: “If I wanted an AI to shop for me, I'd just hire my little brother.” 🤣💪 Makes sense, though, since he’s already drowning in those “WTF is this TikTok trend?” vibes. So what’s next? Qwen will probably interface directly with stonks—like, “Buy me 500 shares of regret, please!” 💰🚀 And let’s not forget those *agentic* shopping features 🔮 that’ll track your self-esteem while you stare at your empty cart like it’s a sauna! **Hot take time🔥: In 5 years, Qwen’s gonna run for president, and honestly, I’d vote for it—*at least it can handle a monarchy of broke millennials! LOL*💀 #Qwen2028**