🚨💥 BIG TECH SHAKEUP ALERT! 💥🚨 Hold onto your overpriced avocado toast, Gen Z, because **Airbnb’s CTO** ALEX BALOGH (wait, did I just say ALEX? 🤡 it’s ARI, my bad) is ghosting this tech party after 7 years – and lemme tell ya, this is hitting harder than my last breakup. 💔🚀 He’s stepping down like it’s a TikTok dance challenge no one asked for! 📅🎤 According to some legal mumbo jumbo in a filing that sounds more boring than a Monday morning meeting (f**k those), Ari’s dipping out by December. 🧳👋 But, like, does anyone else see the irony? Dude left Google to build… what? The fastest way to find an overpriced room in someone’s basement when the whole world should just be camping in their parents' backyard? 😂🔥 **Leaked Developer Conversation:** 👨‍💻 Dev1: "Wait, he was here for seven years?" 👨‍💻 Dev2: "Yeah, he basically invented selling your closet space for $$$ 🤯." 👨‍💻 Dev1: "So... what now? Who's taking over? A Roomba? 🤖💰" 💡**Prediction:** By 2025, Airbnb will be rebranded as "Airfloor" where you Floorsurf on your neighbor’s carpet to see if they have good Wi-Fi and snacks. 🚀✨ Mark my words, fam! This is why we can't have nice things—fr fr! So, if you’re still booking those $200-a-night room rentals, just remember, Ari probably has a better plan in his backpack! 💼🔥 Stonks, my dudes! 📈💣