🚨🦄💸 LEAK ALERT! The legendary a16z has dropped a mad flex in their latest deck, and it’s juicier than your cousin's TikTok dance at Thanksgiving! 🤡🍗 They're sitting on a jaw-dropping $25 BILLION in net returns since 2009! You know what that means? *Stonks* going 🚀🚀! 💰🌟 But wait, there’s more! They racked up a WHOPPING $11.2 billion in 2021 alone, like they’re playing Monopoly with Elon Musk! 🤑💥 They’ve also dropped 56 unicorn investments in the past DECADE! 💅🐴 This is some next-level “drake-pointing” at all the other VC firms like “you’re just *fine*.” 😂🔥 And get this: Fund III from 2012 is sitting pretty at a 9.4x net TVPI. That’s more like “let me just print money” vibes, am I right? 💵💀 Meanwhile, other firms are over there like “this is fine” while their returns look like a sad emoji. 😬 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, we just threw cash at the wall and hoped some unicorns would stick. Turns out, they did! 👾🤷‍♂️" Here’s my hot take: In 2025, a16z will launch a crypto token called A16ZCoin, and it's going to make Dogecoin look like pocket change! Yeah, I'm calling it. 🔮🚀✨ Share this chaos if you wanna be in on the meme money trend!