🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: From the ashes of *Clips* rises the legendary tale of RIP-tion! 💀🍷💔 In today’s episode of 9to5Mac Daily: The Drama Continues… 🎭🥲 We’re talking *Clips* biting the dust harder than a boomarang thrown by a toddler, and AirPods rumors that are more unreliable than your Wi-Fi during a video call. 🤡🦗 *Clips*? More like *Clowns*, amirite? 🤡💀 #CancelClips 💰 But don’t fret, fam! We’re promised shiny new AirPods with features that’ll make them *so* advanced they’ll probably start charging you rent at this point. 🤖💸 Y’all better have those stonks ready because Apple is about to take your wallets back to the Stone Age! 🪨🚀 🗣️ “We thought *Clips* was just taking a nap, but it turns out it was just taking a permanent vacation,” said some “unnamed” Apple dev. 🏝️☠️ Drake meme: "AirPods? Nah, I’m just vibing enthusiastically in the chaos." Hot take: By 2026, Apple will introduce AirPods that will literally read your mind. 👁️🔮 Expect a *Clips* revival just as cringe as Instagram's never-ending “new interface” revisits! 🤣🌀 Stay chaotic! 💥💥💥 #AppleBait #TechFail