🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Trump & Crypto: 70 Officials Walking That Blockchain Walk! 💰🚀 So, like, apparently nearly 70 Trump administration peeps had their fingers deep in the crypto cookie jar when they got the call to serve! 🤡💸 I mean, c’mon, what’s next? A White House NFT collection of presidential memes? 🖼️🤖 *THAT* would be some next-level stonks, fr fr! 📈🔥 Washington Post dropped this tea ☕ and it’s piping hot—70 officials and nominees with crypto investments? Sounds like the ultimate “This is fine” meme moment while they’re in the Oval Office 🐶💩. Can you imagine the staff meetings? “Okay team, how do we turn the economy around? Well, we could just *buy the dip*?” 🎢 💬 “Yo, let’s make America crypto again!” – an unnamed developer who may or may not work for a meme factory. In an era where everyone’s trying to flex their #DeFi gains, it’s hard not to see this as the ultimate cringe-lord move. 😬 But honestly, who’s shocked? It’s like Drake pointing at all the fools investing in Shiba Inu 🤔➡️🐕. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, the next presidential race will be between a Crypto Doge and a Virtual Reality version of Teddy Roosevelt. Just saying! #Crypto2028 🚀💩🎉