🛑 🚨 BREAKING: Cybersecurity has a new episode of “Let’s Expose Ourselves” featuring Oracle and Microsoft! 🔥💀 This week in the “CISA Drama Club” 🎭, our pals at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency just dropped FIVE new vulnerabilities in their KEV Catalog. No, this isn’t a conspiracy theory, it’s just our favorite software getting embarrassed online. 🙈💩 So, guess what? CVE-2025-61884 (labelled “7.5” because whoever’s rating these clearly doesn’t know how to round 🤡) is like the hot new TikTok dance challenge... but for hackers. Imagine E-Business Suite getting rocked harder than your aunt’s questionable cooking at Thanksgiving 🦃. One of the devs allegedly said, “We thought we patched it, but it turns out it was just a Band-Aid on a bullet wound” 🤖. I mean, come on! Like trying to put a face mask on a crack in the foundation of your house🙄. Meanwhile, Oracle and Microsoft are just out here like Drake, posting “not my problem” memes while users from the dark web are like “STONKS!” 💰📈. 🔥 HOT TAKE: If CISA keeps adding vulnerabilities and not fixing them, we might as well all just start using 8-track tapes instead of software. You heard it here first, folks! 🚀✨💥