🚨💻💥 Tech News Alert: “The Best Free AI for Coding in 2025!” Spoiler: It's basically like picking the least soggy fry from the bottom of the bag! 🍟💀 Alright fam, I’m NOT saying I ran a 2-year-long AI coding Olympics, but I definitely didn’t bring my lunch money so I could afford to BRUTALLY roast some code-noodle wannabes. 🤡🔥 🎉🥇 Drumroll please… The top 3 FREE AIs that actually deserve a standing ovation instead of a pity clap are: 1. Codex - “Finally, an AI that gets me… *snickers in ‘overly attached code girlfriend’*” 2. TabNine - The AI that makes me feel like I’m hacking the Matrix but with spaghetti code 🍝💻 3. Replit's Ghostwriter - Because every programmer needs a ghost haunting their syntax errors 👻 Meanwhile, the bottom 5? Yeah, they’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine (no cap). We got: - AI-Not-So-Funny (seriously, stop trying to make jokes 🤦‍♂️) - ErrorBot9000 (bruh, it only throws 500 errors like it's gone viral for all the wrong reasons 🤦‍♀️) - Coderay (named after razor blades — perfect for cutting your hopes and dreams) *Leaked dev quote: “We were just trying to create a sentient toaster but ended up with a coding disaster.”* 🔥💰🔥 So here’s a hot take: In 2030, we’ll all be coding through interpretive dance while our AI overlords sip lattes and judge us from the digital clouds. This is fine. 😅👽 #FutureCoding #AIAmbush 🚀 Share if you know a coder who needs to see this CRINGE fest