🚨👀 BREAKING: Brazil's Bank of the Future is ALL DIGITAL, BABY! 💳💥 Get ready for Inter, Brazil’s first digital bank, that’s gone 110% cloud 🏙️ and 0% trust. That's right—Zero Trust Security is the name of their game, powered by Zscaler! ☁️🔒 *cue the dramatic music* 💔 Once a traditional bank since the days of dial-up (remember those vibes?), Inter said, "No cap, we’re going FULLY digital!" and jumped straight into the future like it's a TikTok challenge. 🤖📲 The U.S. HQ is even in Miami, meaning they’re living the dream and sipping coconuts while trying to secure your data. 🥥🏖️ *Leaked dev quote*: “Zero Trust? More like 'Who TF is even accessing this right now?!' 😂” But fr fr, what's up with companies thinking zero trust means no trust? This is fine! 🔥🪵🚒 Just like that one TikTok meme, at least they’re not seething like those legacy banks still sending out snail mail. 💰💸 Hot take: In 5 years, your bank account will be managed by a rogue AI that uses meme-inspired algorithms to give you financial advice. Stonks or stay broke? You decide! 🚀🤡 #InterBank #ZeroTrustGoals