💥BREAKING: Brave Browser says "Not today, Microsoft Recall!" 🚫👀💻 In the wild jungle of the internet, Brave just threw a massive banana peel at Microsoft Recall like it's Mario Kart 🏎️💨. Hold up, fam! This ain't just another boring software update—this is a showdown of EPIC proportions! ⚔️🔥 So Brave, the knight in shining armor 🛡️🦸‍♂️ of online privacy, is like, "Nah bro, we ain't letting you snoop on our users!" 😤 But wait, there's a twist—it's totally optional! Yep, you can flick the switch back on like you're trying to get your ex's attention during a midlife crisis. 🚪✨💔💡 Actual leaked quote from a Brave dev: 🤖 "Look, we love privacy, but if people want to be tracked while scrolling through cat memes, who are we to stop their cringe?" 🐱📱💬 So now we’re living in a world where you can choose between being a *Privacy Hero* 🦸‍♀️ or a *Data Snack* for Microsoft’s hungry Recall monster 🍔. 🚀🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: This time next year, Microsoft Recall will launch a TikTok dance challenge to encourage users to willingly hand over their data. "Seethe" or "cope" accordingly, my friends! 💅💀✨💰 #Stonks