🚨🦸‍♂️ Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Brave just pulled a *major* glow-up move, flexing $100M in annualized revenue and collecting 100M monthly active users like they’re Pokémon cards! 💰✨ That’s right, no cap! And we’re only in Q1! You know what that means? It’s stonks season! 📈💀 According to their CBO (Chief Broccoli Officer, I assume), they’re out here making waves while Google Chrome is too busy sipping on its overpriced soy lattes ☕️💵. You think Chrome's like "This is fine"? Nah, fam, they’re seething in the corner because Brave is ready to DELIVER that browser tea, 💅👑👏 fr fr! Meanwhile, AI competitors like OpenAI and Perplexity are like those kids who show up to the party without an invite, trying to sneak their way into the browser game. 🥴 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We’re just here for the AI, bro!” Sorry, not sorry! 😂 Get ready, my dudes—Brave is about to pull a *Galaxy Brain* move and flip the whole internet. 🔥🔥 My hot take? In a YEAR, they’ll be handing out NFTs as rewards for browsing. You heard it here first! 🚀💥