🚀🍕👀 BREAKING: Box Inc. Is Out Here Serving Earnings Like It’s an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet 🍕🚀 Listen up, fam! 🤡💸 This just in: Box, your favorite cloud storage hero (don’t @ me, Google Drive) just pulled a fast one and dropped some spicy earnings that are making Wall Street’s stonks go *Brrrrr* 💰💥. They said “💖✨AI is LIFE✨💖” shoutout to their new artificial intelligence features! Are they trying to build Skynet, or are they just bored? 🤖💀 In their latest episode of “Earnings That Make You Go Hmmm,” Box slid into Q2 with a cool 33 cents per share, which basically says, “Hey, analysts, feel free to unbuckle your pants.” This is higher than a Dr. Disrespect livestream! 🎮🔥 But wait—there’s MORE! They dropped a hint about “raising guidance” like it’s the suspenseful reveal in a reality show finale. The CEO was reportedly quoted as saying, “We’re just over here trying to make cloud storage *based* while everyone else is seething in the land of cringe.” 🔥👀 So, what’s next? My hot take? Box will conquer the cloud and then challenge AWS to a dance-off. 💃🏽🕺🏽 Mark my words, stonks will go TO THE MOON! 🌕🚀💥