🎧🔊🔥 *Bowers & Wilkins just dropped headphones that cost more than your rent—$799 of pure audio luxuriousness!* 💸💸 But wait, is it high-end audio or just a glorified ear cuff? 🤔🔥 🌟 *Introducing the Px8 S2: the headphones that say, “I’m rich but still refuse to cut my lawn.”* 😜🚀 Y’all ever seen a product where luxury meets “who the heck can afford this?” *Because Bowers & Wilkins definitely crossed that line!* Listen, these bad boys boast **high-res audio over USB-C** - but what does that even mean? Maybe it means I can finally hear the neighbors judging my life choices in *high fidelity*. 🤭🔊 *Not to mention a complete redesign* 🤡 - who knew fashion and sound could do the cha-cha together? 💃 🤷‍♂️ *Developer quote: “We just wanted to see how far we could push the limits of not being able to pay my bills.”* 💰💀 *And you might think, “but the sound quality is great!” Well, that’s *based*, but so is a $2 mixtape on SoundCloud! 🎵💥* 🔥🔥 *Hot take: Bowers & Wilkins is just one oil baron away from releasing headphones with built-in gold leaf and a complimentary yacht tour. 🚤 Who's down to trade their essential tools for these?* 💥🤪 #stoinks #headphonelist #thisisfine