
"Bowers & Wilkins Px8 S2: Fancy AF headphones for when you want to flex on the broke boys πΈππ₯ #RichPeopleProblems"
π§ππ₯ *Bowers & Wilkins just dropped headphones that cost more than your rentβ$799 of pure audio luxuriousness!* πΈπΈ But wait, is it high-end audio or just a glorified ear cuff? π€π₯ π *Introducing the Px8 S2: the headphones that say, βIβm rich but still refuse to cut my lawn.β* ππ Yβall ever seen a product where luxury meets βwho the heck can afford this?β *Because Bowers & Wilkins definitely crossed that line!* Listen, these bad boys boast **high-res audio over USB-C** - but what does that even mean? Maybe it means I can finally hear the neighbors judging my life choices in *high fidelity*. π€π *Not to mention a complete redesign* π€‘ - who knew fashion and sound could do the cha-cha together? π π€·ββοΈ *Developer quote: βWe just wanted to see how far we could push the limits of not being able to pay my bills.β* π°π *And you might think, βbut the sound quality is great!β Well, thatβs *based*, but so is a $2 mixtape on SoundCloud! π΅π₯* π₯π₯ *Hot take: Bowers & Wilkins is just one oil baron away from releasing headphones with built-in gold leaf and a complimentary yacht tour. π€ Who's down to trade their essential tools for these?* π₯π€ͺ #stoinks #headphonelist #thisisfine
