🚨🎧 BREAKING HEADPHONE NEWS! 🎧🚨 Bowers & Wilkins just dropped their Px8 S2, and they’re claiming it's their best headphones ever made. But let's be real, we heard the same from your ex...😏💔 These bad boys are wrapped in Nappa leather like they’re getting ready for the royal ball but made for e-dating and Zoom calls. At **$799** 💰, they’re basically a down payment on a slightly used car, but who needs wheels when you can flex on the ‘Gram? 😎 🚗💨 The Px8 S2 is SLIMMER than your last workout excuse and features *8* microphones for ANC 🗣️. That’s right, 8 – because capturing every creak in your house should be a priority, amirite? 🤡🔊 Plus, it's got a *15-minute charge for 30 hours of battery life*—that’s like finding out your phone lasts longer than your relationship!! 💀📅 In the words of one "leaked developer": “We designed these to make people look good *and* sound smart. Who cares if you can’t afford rent?” 🤷‍♂️💸 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Within a year, these headphones are going to be the go-to accessory for every wannabe influencer who doesn’t want to listen to their misery on repeat. Get ready to see ‘em in every TikTok from here to the astral plane! 🚀👽 #Cringe #Stonks #GalaxyBrain