🚨📞💔 BREAKING: Bouygues just got HACKED like a French gourmet baguette at a toddler's birthday party! 🥖🎉😱 Y'all remember when Orange Telecom got breached in July? Well, Bouygues is now joining the "I Got Hacked" club—population: millions of customers who are now sitting on a data time bomb. 💣💔 This is *so* cringe, it could literally be a Netflix documentary titled *The Data Breach Chronicles.* 🍿👀 Some leaked quote from a Bouygues dev (trust me, totally real): “We thought our servers were like the Eiffel Tower—iconic and safe. Turns out they’re more like a Paris sidewalk in a rainstorm. 🥴🌧️” Meanwhile, stonks are plummeting faster than my self-esteem on a Monday morning. 📉🚀🌕 Customers are out here shouting, “This is fine!” while holding their compromised data like it’s a fresh baguette ready to be toasted. 🥖🔥 In a world where we’re all anxiously tapping our screens like we're playing Whack-a-Mole, I’ve got one spicy hot take: Soon, every telco will be hacked once a month. Brace yourselves for the *data breach subscription service*—it’s coming soon to a dystopia near you! 😵💥 Can’t wait! 🤪💰