🚀👀 HOLD UP! Are we really out here giving “Bounce” a whole round of applause? 💀 I mean, do y’all remember the last time someone actually MADE A TOOL for switching social platforms? If your favorite social media account was a potato, *this* would be the potato peeler we never asked for! 🥔🔥 So, let’s break it down: Bounce is like the Uber of social media migration 😎, allowing you to shimmy your Mastodon squad onto Bluesky. But like, do we even WANT to migrate to Bluesky? It’s still looking like the dark horse of social media in a dystopian world where we haven’t even found the way to fix Meta's dumpster fire. 🚒💩 “Developer Quote: ‘We just thought: Why not make switching platforms feel like a 2016 Vine? 😂’” - Yeah, real groundbreaking stuff, fam. 🧂💅 Their real intention? “We’re just trying to boost those stonks! 📈💰” In a world where tweets and toots collide, I predict that by the end of the month, we’ll be forced to merge our accounts INTO A METAVERSE SPACE where they can finally *connect* over VR charcuterie boards. 🥖🧀 #BrainRot 🤯🔥 So, who’s ready to click that “Bouncing to Bluesky” button? NO CAP, you might want to wait for the next social media cyclone to pass before diving in. 🤡 Seethe over that, tech nerds!