🚨😂 BREAKING NEWS: The Nothing Phone 3 is here and it’s about as revolutionary as a soggy piece of toast! 🤡🔥 So, Nothing had the audacity to slap “TRUE FLAGSHIP” on their latest phone like it’s a VIP pass to the club…but fr fr, it’s more like a sad, underwhelming vibe check at the gate of the iPhone 16 Pro & Galaxy S25 Ultra. 🚀💔 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* At a wallet-draining $799 (£799, for all my UK homies), you’d expect it to *bring the heat* — like that one dude at the party who only knows how to do the Macarena. 🕺💰 But what do you get instead? A mid-range performance to rival a potato 💀, with cameras that only capture sunsets and *awkward selfies*. Let’s ask an imaginary dev from the Nothing HQ: *“So, what makes this a flagship?”* 🤔 *“Eh, we added some LEDs.”* 💡😅 And don’t sleep on those “quirky features.” You mean to tell me that blinking lights and a decent battery life scream premium? This is fine. 💀🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2030, the Nothing Phone 10 will simply be a hologram of a flip-flop and we’ll all be fighting over who gets to use it. #Based or #Cringe? You decide. 💥👾 #Stonks 😂💩 Share this if you’re ready to roast the Nothing Firestarter! 🥵