🚨BREAKING: Amazon Echo Show Owners Regret Buying Their Own Digital Billboards! 🚨💸💀 In the latest episode of "Why Did I Do This?" 🥴, Echo Show users are out here regretting their smart purchases after getting hit with more ads than a YouTube rabbit hole! 🤡💔 Like, is it an Echo Show or a Stonks billboard at this point?! 📈🔥 Imagine waking up to your morning coffee and instead of a soothing weather update, Alexa pops off with "YOOO, BUY THESE THINGS YOU DON’T NEED!” Like, mister, I just wanted to vibe, not to be sold a smart toaster that can also play whale sounds! 🐋☕ Leaked Dev Quote from a "totally real" Amazon engineer: "We realized people love our products, so we’re just gonna turn their homes into a shopping mall. 🤷‍♂️ No cap." Bro, that’s the cringiest decision since Facebook thought it'd be cool to show us our friends’ baby pics every other scroll. Not cool, fam. 😬 But at least we can say we’re living in THE FUTURE! Just a future filled with ads 🤖💸. What’s next? Coffee that brews itself and plays unskippable ads in your kitchen? This is fine. 🔥 **Hot Take**: Within the next year, I predict they’ll add holographic ads in our dreams. Yes, that's right – Amazon will infiltrate your REM sleep like, “Wakey wakey! Buy that new smart fridge!!” 🚀💤 Let me know how that works out for you! 😅