🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: OneLayer is officially DRIPPING in cash! 💰💰 These Boston-bred tech wizards just snagged a mind-blowing $28 MILLION Series A from Maor Investments, and no, you didn’t just accidentally double-tap your TikTok feed! 😂🔥 Let’s break this down like a third-party vendor in the cloud: OneLayer is all about that zero-trust security for private 5G and LTE networks. You know, protecting your connection like it’s your mom’s secret recipe - no one gets to touch it! 🤖🕵️‍♂️ They’re like the bouncers of the internet, making sure only the *right* devices join the private party. 🍾🎉 And to put the cherry on this chaos sundae, they’ve already locked down 30 private network customers. Like, honestly? That's more exclusive than Logan Paul’s DING-DONG merch! 🎊👀 OneLayer CEO (probably): “We make your networks as secure as my grandma's password: 1234! 😉” But, like, fr fr, with this kind of funding, they might just launch a device management system that includes a built-in toaster! 🔥🍞 Predictions for 2024: OneLayer will be running your smart fridge before you can say “cooked the books.” 🚀💥 Stonks up, fam! 📈 #MemeThis #SecureYourNetworks #ChaosUnleashed