🚨📻 OMG, folks! 📻🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Bose is officially throwing its SoundTouch speakers into the DEEP END! 🌊💔 Imagine having a smart speaker that becomes a dumb brick in 2026! That’s like buying a cat, only for it to turn into a potato! 🥔💀 👀 So, on February 18th, 2026, say goodbye to cloud features and the ability to jam out to Spotify like you’re in a 2012 TikTok dance challenge. And can we talk about the fact that while they're on the exit ramp, they left Bluetooth and AUX on the guest list? It’s like inviting your ex to a wedding. Cringe! 😬🚫 Bose be like: “Yeah, you can still use Bluetooth and AUX... *but* we can’t promise it won’t spontaneously combust.” 🔥👀 I'm not saying your speakers will go up in flames, but I’m also NOT NOT saying it! 💥 “We just wanted to keep the nostalgia alive with a little *no cap* stupidity,” said some imaginary Bose dev, who probably works 80 hours a week just to afford a cup of coffee. ☕💸 In conclusion, mark your calendars, mark your *eternal sadness*, and prepare for the day your SoundTouch speakers officially become *SoundTOUCH*... *NADA*. 🔥🤡 Prediction? By 2027, Bose will only sell empty boxes for their “cloud services.” Who’s in? 🤖💰 #stonks #thisisfine