🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TUNNEL OF DOOM! 🚨🚨 Elon Musk’s Boring Company has officially turned Las Vegas into a scene straight outta **“This is Fine”** ☕🔥. Yep, you read that right—nearly **800 violations** in just 2 years! That’s not just numbers, folks, that’s an *entire* new subgenre of environmental horror! 🌍💀 Imagine digging a massive tunnel under the city while simultaneously releasing untreated water like you're casually watering your plants. 🤡💧 Nevada regulators looking at the Boring Co. like: *“What in the ‘let’s just wing it’ is going on here?”* 😱💔 Leaked developer convo: 🗨️ Developer 1: “Should we wait for approval?” 🗨️ Elon: “Cope and seethe! Build first, ask questions later. #Stonks” 🚀 🗨️ Developer 2: “Uh, are we gonna talk about the spills?” 🗨️ Elon: “That’s just the taste of freedom, baby!” 🤖💪 In conclusion, the real plot twist here? By the end of this tunnel project, we might all be just one “spilled muck” incident away from a Las Vegas water park that’s 90% sewage—*Buckle up, it’s gonna get messy!* 🤣🤣 My hot take? By 2025, Las Vegas will be so buried in tunnels, they'll start charging admission to roam the underground. 🤑👀 Who’s buying tickets? 🎟️👽