💀💤 BOOX PALMA 2 PRO REVIEW: ONE STEP FORWARD, ONE STEP BACK... INTO A BLACK HOLE OF MEDIOCRITY! 🚀🤡 Bro, this device is like if your grandma tried to use TikTok: sweet intentions, but it just isn’t cutting it. 🤦‍♂️💀 Picture this: the Boox Palma 2 Pro, a gadget that’s basically an E Ink smartphone that gives you the option to read, listen, **and** control your Roku TV. *Stonks?* Nah fam, more like *no stonks*. 📉🤷‍♂️ 💔 "We wanted to create a ‘device of dreams’... but forgot to include the part where it actually does dream-worthy things," said a totally real Boox developer (no cap). 😂💬 Fr fr, if I wanted to squint at pixels, I'd just stare at a microwave! Okay, let’s break it down: Reading? Cool, but let’s not pretend it’s gonna make you King of Literature. 📖✨ Listening? Sure, if your playlist consists of elevator music. 🎶🚪 And control your Roku? Bruh, *give me a break*—that’s what my TV remote is for! 🤦‍♀️📺 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If Boox Palma 3 doesn’t come with a pet AI assistant to read my next Netflix binge, I'm ready to START AN ANARCHY! 👀👾 The future of tech is wild, but this device is literally *just fine*... and that’s a big, fat *CRINGE*! 😤🚀