🎉📱 BREAKING NEWS: Boox is back at it again, trying to charge you for a smartphone-sized e-reader that costs more than your grocery bill! 💸🥴 Introducing the Boox P6 Pro and P6 Pro Color—because why read on a budget when you could read while weeping over your bank account? 😭💔 Let’s get into the juicy bits. The P6 Pro is rocking a fancy 6.13 inch black-and-white display, like your grandma’s old TV but... more expensive? 🔥 That price tag? 2,799 CNY (~$393) 😳💰. Meanwhile, the P6 Pro Color is living its best life with a kaleidoscope of colors for the low price of **3,299 CNY (~$463)**. Yeah, no cap, you could buy a Switch for that price! 🎮💀 "Leaked developer quote": “We thought about making e-readers affordable. Then we remembered: stonks!” 📈🤖 So buckle up, readers! 🚀 You might be better off creating a paper mache book instead—at least you can burn it for warmth 😂🔥. Prediction time: by 2025, reading will be classified as a luxury sport, and only the rich will be flipping e-pages while sipping on their $10 oat-milk lattes. ☕️💅 Keep your wallets on high alert! 🛡️🔒 #ThisIsFine