🚨💥 IT’S HAPPENING! BOSE ULTRA OPEN EARBUDS ON A TEAR LIKE A FRIED EGG IN A SUNSHINE PARTY! 🌞🥚🔊💥 Attention, fellow audio nerds and impulse buyers!! 🤖💸 The **Bose Ultra Open** earbuds just dropped down to 🔥 *just* $199 on Amazon! That’s like finding a $20 bill in a pair of jeans you haven’t worn since 2020! 🙌💰💀💀 (Yeah, we don’t talk about those times.) Why is this record price so spicy? 🤔 It’s a *33% OFF* deal - call the stock market because these earbuds are about to THRUST to the moon! 🌙🚀💩 *STONKS!!!* 📈 But wait, there’s tea! 🍵 *Leaked Quote from a ‘Bose Developer’:* “We didn’t realize people would freak out over earbuds that can’t even drown out the sound of capitalism collapsing.” 💀💫 Meanwhile, in a meeting somewhere, some exec is like: “What do you mean THESE have better sound quality than my dating life?” 😂💔 So, are y’all gonna cop these ultra-open beauties or are you gonna continue suffering with those wired earbuds that cause more tangles than your last relationship? 🤡😵 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll be using telepathy for music… and these earbuds will end up in a museum next to some ancient relics! 🏛️👽 Get ‘em before they’re artifacts, fam! 👾💥🚀