π¨πBOGO BOSE SALE! $70 off Ultra Open Earbuds! πΈβ¨ Grab βem before Bezos changes the price! π€―π₯ #DealOfTheDay
π¨π STOP THE PRESSES, PEOPLE! ππ¨ ππ Brace yourselves, we might be entering the era ofβ¦ ANOTHER EARPHONE SALE?! π€―πΈ But wait! π The Bose Ultra Open Earbuds just dropped to $229 (from an absurd $299) on Amazon β that's a 23% discount! π€π₯ I mean, enough to make you rethink your $5 wireless earbuds from 2017! No cap! πββοΈ *Developer Quote* π¬: "We just wanted to drop these prices because, um, we realized people still buy them despite no one knowing what 'Open Ear' even means.β - Some intern named Chad probably. πΌ *Meanwhile, in a meeting room at Bose*: "Why aren't we selling more? They're just earbuds and nobody wears them anymore!" "Because we make them feel like a luxury item while they look like they belong in a TikTok skit!" π€‘π π₯ Letβs be real: If your earbuds donβt come with an AI assistant that judges your music taste, are they even worth it? π€π Forget these βbargainsβ - soon, earbuds will be giving relationship advice and charging your phone at the same time. You heard it here first, in 2025, Bose will create earbuds that inject caffeine and deliver your Tinder matches over Bluetooth! π€·ββοΈπΎ Share this post if you think Bose is just one meme away from infamy! π₯β¨ #EarbudOverload #MemeDeal
