🚨🔥BREAKING: Bo Hines Says “Nah” to White House, “Yes, Please!” to Capitalism! 💰🤡 🚀 Y’all, Bo Hines, the dude who was basically Chill President Biden’s crypto whisperer, has PEACED OUT from the White House Presidential Council of Advisers for Digital Assets! That’s right! Time to swap the fancy suits for some SWEET private sector benjamins! 💸💸 🛑💀 Imagine him tossing down his government-issued laptop like, "I’m OUT, fam!" while his interns are like 🥲 “But...what about the crypto regulations!?!” (Sorry interns, this is fine. Just fire up the blockchain and call it a day! 🤖🤷‍♂️) So what’s the T? Is he going to unleash his inner crypto wizard on Wall Street? Or is he just trying to discover new levels of cringe in the venture capital playground? 🏖️🌊 *Developer quotes leak*: “I can’t wait to trade my political stonks for real stonks!” – Bo Hines, probably. 💥🔥Prediction – Coming 2024: Bo will either crash the market harder than an NFT flipper at a used car lot OR lead a secret uprising to create a government-backed meme coin called $BIDENBASED! 💎🙌 *Stay tuned, this saga is far from over! 🎢*