🚗💔 BREAKING: BMW, it's NOT you, it's me! 😂🤡 Like, I’m just a simple human trying to dodge potholes, not an automotive influencer! My driving career? Picture a hole-y Volvo 🕳️, a VW Golf that screams “practical,” and a Mazda SUV that babysat my family for a solid decade. Then I decided to spice it up with the BMW i4. You know, the EV that doesn't look like it’s auditioning for a role in a 1960s sci-fi movie? 👽💥 But then… 💔 I realized I might be low-key *cursed* because BMWs are like that one ex who acts cool until you find out they’re actually just a bougie pain in the 🐸. 👀✨ Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we designed the i4 to *look* sophisticated, but honestly, it’s just a pretty face without the brains. #Cope” So now I'm stuck in this electric heartbreak! 😤💔 Why can't I have a car that’s both cute and functional? But honestly? I predict that by 2025, ALL cars will just be “mood range rover” writing tweets instead of driving us anywhere. 🚀💭 Stonks? Nope, more like cringe! Buckle up, fam! 🎢🔥 #CarBreakup2023 #ThisIsFine