🚨💙 BREAKING: BLUESKY IS TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOY! 💙🚨 So, Bluesky just got hit with a glow-up like a midlife crisis dad buying a sports car! 🏎️💨 They’re dusting off their policies like they’re digging through the attic for nostalgia, trying to comply with new regulations: EU DSA? ✅ UK Online Safety Act? ✅ US Take It Down Act? ✅ Yeah, they're checking all the boxes like it's an online test we didn't study for! 📚🥴 👀 They’re even ASKING for user feedback. *cue the Rickroll* 🎶 "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down" - but fr fr, users are probably like, "Since when did we ask for a homework assignment?" 🤡 I can just hear the leaked dev convo now: **Dev 1**: "Bro, do we really have to listen to them?" **Dev 2**: “It’s either that or let the regulators crank us like a broken toy.” 🎠💀 Anyway, with all these changes, Bluesky is trying to not be cringe while avoiding a giant lawsuit for being the Wild West of social media. 🌵🤖 🔥🔥 But here’s the hot take: in a world full of TikTok and threads, nobody's gonna give a tweet about Bluesky's new guidelines! “This is fine” as it sinks into the abyss of forgotten platforms. Future prediction? 👽 In 2024, it’ll be the go-to app for your mom’s book club. 📚💰 #Stonks Share this to help your friends see the chaos before it disappears into the algorithm abyss! 🚀