🚨💙BREAKING NEWS: BLUESKY DOES THE "NOPE" DANCE IN MISSISSIPPI! 💃👋💙🚫 So, Bluesky just hit the eject button on Mississippi faster than your grandma when the Wi-Fi goes out! 🏃‍♂️💨 Why? Because they’re not about that “age assurance law” life, no cap! 🤡💥 According to their blog post (yes, the tech equivalent of a diary entry), they said they're a "small team" without the resources to pull off some James Bond-level tech wizardry. Honestly, who knew age verification could be more complicated than explaining fidget spinners to your grandma? 🤦‍♂️😩 And get this: Bluesky is worried about privacy implications, which is like that one friend who won’t eat gluten but has no problem downing three Red Bulls and a pack of gummy bears. 🤯💀 🔥LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We gotta protect the digital kids from being exposed to, like, endless cat memes. This is fine… I think?!” – A fictional Bluesky dev who definitely doesn’t exist. 😂🦸‍♂️ In summary, Bluesky isn’t playing ball in the Deep South! What’s next? Are they gonna delete accounts if you use too many emojis? 🤖💔 🚀 Hot take: The next TikTok dance trend will be based on “Age Verification Tango.” You heard it here first! 🕺💩💰