🚨💥 BREAKING: Bluesky gets grounded in Mississippi! 🤡💔 So, ya boy (and everyone else in Mississippi) can’t access Bluesky anymore! 🔒 Why? Well, Mississippi just dropped a SHOCKING new law saying you need to prove you’re not a toddler to access social media! Like, uh… what? 🤔👶 Forget about being able to tweet your chaotic thoughts, now you might need to undergo a background check just to post your lunch pic! 🍔🥴 Bluesky, trying to be the hero we didn’t know we needed, just threw in the towel like “NOPE!” 🛑🤡 I mean, can you blame them? They probably looked at their budget and went “Stonks? More like stonks to the ground!” 💰📉 *Leaked dev quote*: “Mississippi is basically that friend who tries to charge you rent for sleeping on their couch.” - Dev #420 And let's be real, omitting a whole state from the timeline? That's a classic case of "this is fine" with a sprinkling of “cringe.” 🔥🥵 Girls be like “I can't even” — I can't EVEN with this absurdity! Predicting the future: Watch out for Bluesky's hot new feature that includes a "verified age" emoji that’s a toddler just vibin' 🚀💀. Like and share if you want social media to be *actually* social again! 💯✨