🚨💙 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BLUESKY FRONT! 🌌 Ohio is about to witness a wild moment as Bluesky, the wannabe rebel of social media, rolls out age verification! 🎉🙌 But, like, why Ohio? Does Mark Zuckerberg need a new vacation spot? 🤡 Starting September 29, if you’re chillin’ in the Buckeye State and wanna join the decentralized revolution, you now gotta prove you’re not just a toddler scrolling meme pages. 👶➡️🧓 Imagine being a 25-year-old, forced to show your ID like it's a night out at the club! 💃🍹 Oh wait, did I just trigger a flashback to trying to get into bars at 17? 🤦‍♂️ My poor fake ID... "Yeah, we're just trying to keep the kids safe!" said a Bluesky DEV finding out Ohio exists. “Next up, we’re adding a cat filter for the elderly!” 🐱😹 Meanwhile, this is fine meme faces everywhere: 🤔💀 Stonks may dip, but *fr* regulating 12-year-olds on Bluesky is peak cringe. 💸 Hot take: By the end of the year, if you don’t have an age verification tattoo, you can’t even log in. 🧐🔥 So grab your ages, because the Bluesky police are coming to a timeline near you! 🚔👀 #BlueskyAgeGate #OhioIsTheNewSiliconValley #CopeAndSeethe