🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Bluesky just hit 40 MILLION USERS, and they're dropping a “dislikes” beta faster than a TikTok dance trend! 💃✨ What’s next, a “meh” button? 🤷‍♂️ In a world where “likes” run wild like feral cats, Bluesky is pulling a classic move — "You don’t like this? DISLIKE!" It’s like if Reddit and Twitter had a baby and fed it nothing but bad vibes! 😂💔 But wait… doesn’t this just scream “we’re trying to make Twitter work, but we accidentally bought a knockoff bulbous sauce dispenser?!” 💔 User Quote Leaked! The Bluesky devs were overheard saying: “We thought ‘dislikes’ might help differentiate our content… turns out we just wanted a way to throw shade like we’re on virtual Love Island.” *facepalm* 🤦‍♂️💀 So, this means your feeds are about to be more curated than your Spotify playlist after you discovered “lofi beats for coding.” 🚀 But let's be real, anyone who uses ‘dislikes’ the most is just trying to collect their "I’m more toxic than your high school ex" badge. 💁‍♂️🔥 👀 Prediction Time: In 2024, Bluesky will introduce the ultimate cringe: a “SHARE THIS IF YOU HATE IT” feature! 🤡💰 GET READY! #MemeWars #DislikeMeNot