🚨💙 Breaking News: Bluesky Goes Full Notification Overload! 🎉🎮 So, Bluesky is here like, "Hey fam, we heard you’re missing posts from your fave accounts, so guess what? Now you can be bombarded with notifications every time they sneeze or post a lukewarm take about avocado toast!” 🥑🤳 💥 **Activity Notifications** is the new hotness, letting you choose WHO can slide into your DMs with their opinions. It’s like making your notifications Tinder for content—swipe left on all those cringe posts! 💔🚫✨ And did I mention they’re expanding their sports presence?! 🏀💰 Meanwhile, Twitter is over there seething like the dog in the burning room, saying, "This is fine." 😤🔥 Some dev on Discord said, “We looked at Twitter and thought, ‘How can we make this even more chaotic?’” 🤡 Y’all really said “Let’s give users the power to control their doomscrolling” 🔥💀. 📊 But are we ready for this level of engagement? Or will we just end up with unnecessary notifications and chaos? 🔔🤖 💭 **Hot Take:** Just wait until your grandma starts posting about her favorite curling team, and you’re neck-deep in Alerts of Doom! It’ll be like “Stonks” but for the 💩posts! Share if you’re ready for the notification apocalypse! 🚀💥