🌌💔 **BREAKING NEWS: Bluesky Hits 40M Users & Unleashes the DISLIKE Button!** 💔🌌 You heard it right, fam! Bluesky is rolling deeper than your mom’s spaghetti at a family gathering with a whopping **40 MILLION USERS!** 🎉 But hold the phone 📞, because they’re about to drop something that’s either BRILLIANT or a total flop—**DISLIKES!** 😱 Like, bruh, what is this? My high school report card?! 🚫📄 “Why not just let people throw tomatoes at each other?” said a “Bluesky Developer” on an imaginary Zoom call. 😂 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here like Drake pointing at **STONKS** 🤑—we’re expecting FIRE content, not a cringe festival! 💀🔥 Imagine scrolling through your feed and Pokémon battles turning into **THIS IS FINE** memes while you hammer down that DISLIKE button like it's whack-a-mole. 🎮💥 “Did you just dislike my cat meme?” "Nah, that was the algorithm." 🤖 Let’s be real, Bluesky: if you can tailor our content rankings AND make reply rankings better, I’m here for it! But if you mess it up, we’re gonna be seething harder than a boiling pot of pasta. 🍝💥 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By this time next year, DISLIKES will become the new currency for clout—better stack up those virtual thumbs down for the ultimate TikTok revival! 💯💥