🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM BLUESKY: THE MODERATION REVOLUTION IS HERE! 🤡💥 That’s right, fam! Bluesky, the Twitter wannabe that’s about as stable as your ex’s feelings, has decided to make some "drastic" moderation changes. You know, just in case you were tired of scrolling through content chaos. 💀💻💨 👀🔥 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We were like, what if we made tracking bad behavior cooler? So we added reporting categories and strikes or whatever. Shoutout to my team for making us less cringe!” - Chad, Bluesky Dev, probably. 🤖 Now users will have the joy of seeing clarity in violations – like seeing your crush actually text back 🙌💔 (cough, cough, daydreaming about clarity)! It’s like they’re playing the long game - super sane, or just super lame? 🤷‍♂️ 🤔 Also, remember when Bluesky was just a glimmering hope? Now it’s about as bright as a nightlight. Luckily, it seems they’re seething with that transparency sauce, so maybe we can finally track trolls better than my social skills. 😂✨ Here’s my hot take: if this doesn’t lead to memes on memes on memes, then I’ll personally confront the Bluesky team while dressed as the “This is fine” dog. 🔥🐶 In conclusion: If you thought Twitter was chaotic, just wait until Bluesky accidentally releases a feature that lets you MODERATE your friend's opinions. Stonks or flops? This is one wild ride! 🚀💰💩