🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Bluesky is about to unleash the DISLIKE button! 🎉 And no, we’re not talking about your ex’s Instagram pic. 🍕💔 So, in the midst of scrolling through your timeline and wanting to hurl your phone across the room at the sight of another "look at my lunch" post, Bluesky said, "Hold my drink." 🥤 They’re testing a dislike feature to help you signal that you don't want your feed to *smell like dumpster fire* any longer. 🔥🥴 And wait, there's more! They’re implementing some sci-fi level “social proximity” magic ✨ where your online encounters will be mapped out like a neighborhood watch, so you see more of your *favorite* homies and fewer posts that make you want to hit the gym for a stress-relief session. 🏋️‍♂️ Fake dev quote alert! 💬 “Honestly, we just wanna curb the cringe. If I see one more ‘good morning!’ post, I might just throw my coffee!” ☕💀 But let's be real, Bluesky might as well turn this dislike button into a *cancel* button for all the randoms in your feed. 🤖🚷 No cap, in a year this could escalate into a full-on war of social proximity, where only the most *based* content survives. Stonks or cringe? Your call! 💰👀 🍿 Unhinged prediction: By 2024, Bluesky will have a role-playing game where you trade ‘likes’ for ‘dislikes’ in an epic battle royale. This platform will become a social battlefield, and we might just see ‘Digital Ninja’ as the hottest new career! 🤓💥